Poll #1484990 lol
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Rename to wizardry, yes/no?

I have been posting a lot lately. Five times in two weeks! Crazy. Anyway, some things:

* http://twitter.com/big_ben_clock
made me lol.

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop
clearly this is just more evidence that there are SEA MONSTERS in the ocean. giant sea monsters.

* I just got the lecture schedule for the summer paper I am taking next week. Topics include: "How and when we die" "Intensive care and dying" "Examining cemeteries" "Disposal of the body." awesome, yet depressing.

Sophie:
what is my bird doing
ok hold on a minute.
ahhhhhh
my bird was acting weird
thought she was laying an egg or something
so i went and picked her up
cuddled her a bit
TURNED OUT TO BE A SHIT
A GIANT
GIANT
SHIT
now she's started biting my hair
"preening" me
oh jesus
now the other one has woken up
and hasstarted babbbling away,
saying the only thing he knows how to say
"boobies!boobies boobies!"
IT IS MIDNIGHT
BE QUIET
EVERYONE ELSE IS ASLEEP
fml
fml fml ridiculous creatures

The other week my (16 year old) brother asked me to help him buy something online. That something turned out to be....

OFFICIAL HIS&HERS TWILIGHT NECKLACES. $52.00

Loled my head off, of course. I guess his girlfriend is a twilight fan. Anyway, cut to the other day when I heard my mother ask him, "hey, what are you wearing around your neck?" He got really angry and freaked out, all "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE YOU." Burst out laughing again because it is pretty obvious what he is wearing around his neck.

So I am pretty much a giant shopaholic. It is terrible. The most useless thing I have bought recently:


Four pink felt squares cut into a floral pattern. I just. What. What am I going to do with these. At the time I was really excited about them because they were on sale :( :| :(

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+After talking about it at work, I was hit with a sudden nostalgia for Angel and rewatched the final season. ANGEL TURNING INTO A PUPPET. FRED GETTING POSSESSED BY A GOD. SPIKE AND ANGEL FIGHTING CRIME TOGETHER. this show was genius :(

+Due to university point changing I now have to take a summer paper. Signed up this morning to do "The Sociology of Dying and Death" lolol most morbid-sounding paper ever. Still on track to graduate in '10!

+A guy at work brought me some mooncakes that he made yesterday. THEY WERE DELICIOUS. and so professional looking; i could not believe he made them himself.

So, okay, about three weeks ago i found a GREY HAIR. More like a silver hair, really. At first I thought it was a piece of tinsel or something and went to pull it off -ONLY TO REALISE IT WAS ATTACHED TO MY HEAD. I hoped it was a one-off thing BUT NO. SO FAR I HAVE FOUND SEVEN.

At first I yanked them out when i found them, but then it dawned on me..... if all my hair is going to be silver from now on, if i pull them out....i'll end up bald...... god it is so horrifying. the idea that i am going to have to dye my hair all the time is exhausting. i am 20 years too young for this shit.

AND LAST NIGHT. AT WORK. i was hanging out in the staff room when one of the other guys was like, "hey! you have a silver hair!" He reached over to pull it out for me. "DON'T, I'LL BE BALD" i shrieked, pretty fucking hysterically.

This attracted the attention of the other people in the staff room. "Micheal, why are you trying to pull out Sophie's hair??" "I was trying to help! She's got a silver hair!!" THANK YOU FOR ANNOUNCING TO EVERYONE THAT I AM AGEING PRETERNATURALLY.

There is a rat stuck in my chimney :( I heard it fall down the chute a few hours ago, and ever since then it makes the occasional scratching noise, or i can hear its little feet pacing :( :( Wild rats terrify me BUT THE THOUGHT OF LETTING IT STARVE TO DEATH IN A SMALL DARK HOLE IS NOT APPEALING.

Opening the fireplace does nothing. I can't even figure out where it is???? WHO KNEW THERE WERE SO MANY DIFFERENT COMPARTMENTS IN A CHIMNEY. I did a little research:

"The space where animals fall down to from the outer flue cannot be opened from the fireplace level. The only way to get the animals out is to give the critter something it can use to climb itself out with."

"Most jobs of this nature require dropping a rope within 2 days of first hearing the stuck animal. Any later than 48 hours, the animal will probably be too weak to climb out and will die in the outter flue space."

ALL THIS IS USELESS TO ME BECAUSE I CANNOT GET ON THE ROOF. AND I DO NOT HAVE A ROPE. what do i do.

This is just a quick list of all the weird world events that i would like explainations for. thoughtfully added links so that everyone could become as baffled as me. GOD DAMN MYSTERIES ARE ANNOYING.
( MYSTERIES I WANT SOLVED )

Last night my dad left for a business trip to Iran ("Currently the second-most dangerous country in the world!") and Saudi Arabia. Before he left he was equipped with special anti-hacking devices for his laptop and security guards have been hired to escort him everywhere. I am still a little :| about it though. Fingers crossed he doesn't get kidnapped.

Lately I have been day dreaming about working at a library again :( What a nerd. I miss being surrounded by books. I do enjoy working in the health&beauty supermarket isle though (lol). Staring at makeup and shampoo is fun, okay. Although I swear to god people constantly come over to me to chat about their favourite brand of toothbrush/tissues. IT IS AMAZING HOW LONG PEOPLE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF. AS IF I AM INTERESTED IN THE TEXTURE OF KLEENEX.

(I have learnt to be wary of french women though. They are always asking for special water to clean their vaginas. Er, WHAT.)

This whole post can be summed up in the following sentence: nothing interesting has happened in my life lately. Here is the bunch of flowers a friend sent me for m birthday last month:

Today I bought a $230 jacket. Went to put it on so i could LEAVE THE HOUSE AND GO TO WORK when i realised the security tag was still attached. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THESE THINGS OFF. i do not want to walk around looking like a thief. i am so angry. sure i could just use a different jacket BUT I GOT ALL EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE. I DESERVE TO WEAR IT NOW!! fuck i was supposed to leave half an hour ago. now i will be late for work arghhhhhh rhhhhhgdfsh;uijkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkasd/ioug angry. so angry. GET OFF. GET THE FUCK OFF MY JACKET.

+I'm malfoy @ dreamwidth. Friend me, or whatever they call it, over there.

+Last week I got my tax return. A whole twenty six dollars and seventy five cents. Grumpy. This is the first tax return I have actually managed to complete on time and I was expecting hundreds of dollars :(

+A guy at work returned from Korea and gave me this:

It is kind of weird looking ajhlsdkjfg but it really took me by surprise. so sweet.

lol.

someone please give me a dreamwidth code! it obvs will be no livejournal, but i like picking out usernames :( i saw the dragonball movie last night... IT WASN'T THAT BAD.

This is such a ridiculous post, I don't even care. Lindsay Lohan dyed her hair red again!

I love her. And yes, okay, she turned into a raving psychotic mess this week after breaking up with Sam but. Lets just focus on the hair. FINALLY RED AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ahhhhhh god I wish I still had super long hair because I WOULD SO DO THIS.

PS: I read Cassie Clare's City of Glass last night. man I love YA books.

I just keep watching this over and over. My only goals this year are to move out of home and get a cat. And also buy a matching Dinnerware Set. At the moment my mother has decided none of the plates/bowls/cups in the house are allowed to match and it is seriously killing me. GOD THIS CAT IS BADASS.